What’s Your Package?

You know what, I have this bastos friend who got me wrong when I asked him “What’s your package?” I was just referring to the graduation pictures package lang naman. <---coño me

Nakakatawa kasi ‘yung Economy Package. Walang makeup na kasama pero inclusive of 12% VAT and digital retouching. Ha ha ha... sa PC ka na lang lalagyan ng makeup! ‘Yung Supreme Package naman, worth Php 2,500. Gusto ko tuloy, mag-Supreme Economy Package na lang.

Speaking of pagtitipid, I recall my prof saying “What if he asks you out... to drink water in the canteen?” Maybe I’ll just reply: Ok now... explain your joke. Kasi if I tolerate him, baka the next day he’d be asking: Let’s go fetch? At mas panget pala ‘pag lalake ang niyaya niya: Tol, I was just wondering if you’d go with me...let’s drink water in the mess hall?

Pare, idaan n’yo na lang ‘yan sa pagtoma ng Teddy Beer. Samahan n'yo na rin ng "brakefast na twainty / tweny pesos lang." This picture of mine titled "Bilanggo sa Nakaraan" might help.