How to Steal a Burger Patty
1. You can
snatch it hot off the pan, but you would have to juggle it with both hands.
It’s pretty obvious so the vendor could easily run after you. We wouldn’t want
that, so proceed to the next step.
2. Consider taking the pan with the burger patty in it. But wait! Should the vendor see the stove without the pan, it wouldn’t take long before he or she realizes that you took it. See step 3.
3. Why not take the stove as well? This way, nothing will be left on the table. Sounds easy but… still complicated because you’d have to deal with the LPG. Remove all the attachments, or bring the tank altogether. And it’s just damn heavy!
So you just give up on stealing the burger patty because it’s all or nothing. It’s similar to the logic of “Huwag kang magnakaw ng isaw dahil ‘di mo rin ito makakain nang hilaw.”
Note: The idea of blogging about this arose when Shaola and I went down the building to check out the banchetto. I wonder until when they will be there. We just love the aroma!
2. Consider taking the pan with the burger patty in it. But wait! Should the vendor see the stove without the pan, it wouldn’t take long before he or she realizes that you took it. See step 3.
3. Why not take the stove as well? This way, nothing will be left on the table. Sounds easy but… still complicated because you’d have to deal with the LPG. Remove all the attachments, or bring the tank altogether. And it’s just damn heavy!
So you just give up on stealing the burger patty because it’s all or nothing. It’s similar to the logic of “Huwag kang magnakaw ng isaw dahil ‘di mo rin ito makakain nang hilaw.”
Note: The idea of blogging about this arose when Shaola and I went down the building to check out the banchetto. I wonder until when they will be there. We just love the aroma!
