Weird Security Tips That Work

My colleague and I proofread a set of office security tips and guidelines. Believe me when I say it wasn't boring at all. We infused a lot of fun by coming up with out-of-the-box pieces of advice. Here, I will be posting the original tips followed by the modified version which we kept to ourselves to keep our aura of professionalism. Haha!

• Bringing of bags to the production floors and sleeping room is strictly prohibited.
  
  We should add: Only transparent bags will be allowed. For orders, contact Shawn at 09** *******.
• When taking a nap in the sleeping room, do not put your cell phone beside or above your head. Put it in your pocket.
  
  Since the thief might still slide his or her hand smoothly into your pocket while you're fast asleep, it's more advisable to zip your gadget in your underwear. Just wash it when you wake up. This is better than leaving your phone in the locker since you'll be needing the alarm for going back to work.
• Do not remove rings, wrist watch, and earrings when washing your hands or face. They can be forgotten or stolen. If they have to be removed, place them in a pocket.
  
  Whose pocket? My pocket? Or you can set someone up, putting the articles in his or her pocket and calling a police.

For security personnel and managers, the above are some of the guidelines which you might just consider should you wish to revise yours.