Hopeless Cases
Caught up in something that can't be resolved? Then consider throwing one of the following lines which have been approved, tried and tested by the experts:
1. There's nothing we could do.
2. Don't call us. We'll call you.
3. I'll investigate further and send you an e-mail.
4. Do you mind if I put you on hold?
5. There are no guarantees.
6. I'll just republish. Please give it a couple of hours.
7. Did you try clearing your cache?
8. Oh! I'm sorry. The system crashed. Please try again later.
9. This is the first time I've seen this!
10. I'm going to report this to my supervisor.
11. I'm not sure if this is good news... but the employee to whom you reported this is no longer connected with the company.
1. There's nothing we could do.
2. Don't call us. We'll call you.
3. I'll investigate further and send you an e-mail.
4. Do you mind if I put you on hold?
5. There are no guarantees.
6. I'll just republish. Please give it a couple of hours.
7. Did you try clearing your cache?
8. Oh! I'm sorry. The system crashed. Please try again later.
9. This is the first time I've seen this!
10. I'm going to report this to my supervisor.
11. I'm not sure if this is good news... but the employee to whom you reported this is no longer connected with the company.
