Mga Paraan Para Maisama Siya Sa Condo
Disclaimer: This does not in any way reflect the personal opinion of the author regarding bringing someone to a condo unit. Nor does it encourage such practice.
It all started when my friend Pearl exclaimed "Tara sa condo!" when I asked her where we shall eat on Valentine's Day. Since our supervisor is just seated beside me, I didn't hesitate reporting. Haha! After having a good laugh, we realized that this is a result of frequently viewing Temptation of Wife where Marcel would always be eager to invite Chantal over to his condo.
So here it is: A list of possible ways to get someone drop by your unit.
1. Gumawa ako ng salad. Gusto mo tikman? Halika sa condo.
2. Umuulan na. Gusto mo sumilong muna?
3. (Habang nasa tiangge) Marami akong new fashionable clothes. Gusto mo magsukat sa condo?
4. Gusto mo mag-WiFi?
5. Mukha kang pagod. Idlip ka muna sa condo.
6. Nakabili na 'ko ng X-Box with Kinect. Subukan natin sa condo!
7. May bago akong recipe. Magluto na lang tayo sa condo.
8. Sabi nga nila, 'pag 'di nadaan sa santong dasalan, daanin sa santong inuman. Ang huling pamamaraan kapag bigo ang lahat: Inom tayo! Libre ko.
Speaking of condo, I already have four friends offering to sell units. Pearl being one of them, it's a good thing she didn't dare to discuss the condo features at her condo.
It all started when my friend Pearl exclaimed "Tara sa condo!" when I asked her where we shall eat on Valentine's Day. Since our supervisor is just seated beside me, I didn't hesitate reporting. Haha! After having a good laugh, we realized that this is a result of frequently viewing Temptation of Wife where Marcel would always be eager to invite Chantal over to his condo.
So here it is: A list of possible ways to get someone drop by your unit.
1. Gumawa ako ng salad. Gusto mo tikman? Halika sa condo.
2. Umuulan na. Gusto mo sumilong muna?
3. (Habang nasa tiangge) Marami akong new fashionable clothes. Gusto mo magsukat sa condo?
4. Gusto mo mag-WiFi?
5. Mukha kang pagod. Idlip ka muna sa condo.
6. Nakabili na 'ko ng X-Box with Kinect. Subukan natin sa condo!
7. May bago akong recipe. Magluto na lang tayo sa condo.
8. Sabi nga nila, 'pag 'di nadaan sa santong dasalan, daanin sa santong inuman. Ang huling pamamaraan kapag bigo ang lahat: Inom tayo! Libre ko.
Speaking of condo, I already have four friends offering to sell units. Pearl being one of them, it's a good thing she didn't dare to discuss the condo features at her condo.
