Post Break Up Master Tips
As conceived, here’s the first installment of “Look Who’s Talking.”
1. Show the world a cheerful face. ‘Coz after all, no one would find out that you’re playing solitaire at night, with More Than You’ll Ever Know in the background. I’ve also learned in Psych 101 that smiling really makes one happy. The facial expression can precede the emotion.
2. Shopping is the best! As told by Ma’am Ortega, you can CHOOSE while shopping, which you can’t do while loving. I suggest that you visit the People Are People shop at Megamall where a sign says “Cactus: hands off please.”
3. Reminisce with childhood memories as 2-layer pencil cases transform into Polly Pockets whenever the teacher is out. Even erasers could walk.
4. Watch primetime news programs. People go on living. Discover things like: May bansa kung saan tinitimbang ang public officials before and after their term para malaman kung tumaba sila sa pangungurakot. Kung sa atin gagawin ‘to, magpapapayat muna ang ilan bago ang timbangan. May bulungan: “Di ba mataba yan nung isang linggo?”
5. Even if it’s not Mothers’ day, buy gifts for her. Examples: bodybuilding book, divorce guide, “Paano Mapasasaya Si Mister?” which comes with a picture of a happy mister on the cover.
6. Put Don't Ya in your playlist. Remove Always Be My Baby, Stick With You, and Deep Inside of You.
1. Show the world a cheerful face. ‘Coz after all, no one would find out that you’re playing solitaire at night, with More Than You’ll Ever Know in the background. I’ve also learned in Psych 101 that smiling really makes one happy. The facial expression can precede the emotion.
2. Shopping is the best! As told by Ma’am Ortega, you can CHOOSE while shopping, which you can’t do while loving. I suggest that you visit the People Are People shop at Megamall where a sign says “Cactus: hands off please.”
3. Reminisce with childhood memories as 2-layer pencil cases transform into Polly Pockets whenever the teacher is out. Even erasers could walk.
4. Watch primetime news programs. People go on living. Discover things like: May bansa kung saan tinitimbang ang public officials before and after their term para malaman kung tumaba sila sa pangungurakot. Kung sa atin gagawin ‘to, magpapapayat muna ang ilan bago ang timbangan. May bulungan: “Di ba mataba yan nung isang linggo?”
5. Even if it’s not Mothers’ day, buy gifts for her. Examples: bodybuilding book, divorce guide, “Paano Mapasasaya Si Mister?” which comes with a picture of a happy mister on the cover.
6. Put Don't Ya in your playlist. Remove Always Be My Baby, Stick With You, and Deep Inside of You.
