Nutrition Facts and Job Opportunities

Me: Ng purified drinking water?!
Yvonne: Wala namang nangyari eh, zero lahat!
Me: 0% fat...0% carbohydrate... Dapat 0% calorie lang, not calories. Tsaka dapat Nutrition fact lang!
Yvonne: Oy MJ, May dalaw ka!
Me: Sige lang, papasukin mo dito sa selda.

Urgent hiring for Qatar:
Crane operator
Diesel hydraulic mechanics
Payloader, bulldozer, backhoe operators
Trailer drivers
Beauticians
Plasma cutting machine operator
Required: Ability to read HVAC ducting lay-out drawing and its components
Pumpman
No license required. With a minimum of 5 years field experience and has developed related skills in the discipline.
About the company: Operates in Saudi Arabia and elsewhere in the Arabian gulf.
Submit documents personally. Look for Fortune. Beware of illegal recruiters.

Me: Sir, I'd like to apply as a plasma cutting machine operator. Broadcast Communication po ang natapos ko. Malaking tulong po sa kompanya. Tanggapin n’yo po sana ako bilang ako.
Tina: Ako naman po HRM.

Wala pa ring trabaho? Bakit hindi tumingin sa obituary? Baka hiring ngayon sa Madagascar. Tiyakin lang na malusog ka. Kung gym instructor na lang ang kailangan sa Qatar, titigan mo na ang built ni Carlos Agassi.

Me: Anong almusal? Singkamas na naman? Sige, papahangin lang ako.
Yvonne: Kasi pumayag ka makipag-break eh! Wala tuloy tayong strawberry.

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