The Breathing Pet

We all deserve a breather.

And what a joy to find these furry, breathing pets at the Eastwood City bazaar! From "Ang cute naman ng stuffed toy" to "Ay totoong pusa pala!" up to finally figuring it out and saying "Oh shucks, nabiktima 'ko. Akala ko pusa talaga dahil humihinga," these cuties can easily drive anyone crazy.

Here are the benefits of grabbing your own toy pet with realistic breathing:

1. "Hindi mo na pakakainin 'yan ma'am."
2. I'm able to caress it anytime I want, while it's in one of the most favorite cat positions.
3. You can turn it on during reunions, parties, shopping, or just anytime you're in the mood for tricks. Once I brought it to a resto and the server politely said "Pasensya na po, bawal ang pets." She just laughed when I winked and replied "Sorry po, papatayin ko na lang" while switching it off.

Lately, I've been carefully considering bringing it to the vet and consult why it's never waking up.

4. It won't scream "Meow!" and scratch you when suddenly stepping on the brakes.

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