Return of The Attackers
(March 14,9:14pm)
Kamay Kainan is just 3 km away.
We call ourselves the “Rat Family,” I being Princess Minnie. We are fond of food bondings. In the middle of the night, one would hear the sound of grocery bags and might as well catch my dad’s hand inside the cookie jar! For him, FSB means Fasting Before Smorgasbord, not Fasted Blood Sugar. Holy Week is fast-approaching but I guess he won’t refrain from eating all he can, sea foods this time.
My mom got an upset stomach and thus she said “Ayoko nang kumain dito…” King Rat found a quick answer: “Sige! Cabalen naman.” And speaking of Cabalen, I read from their banner that they offer free buffet for graduates as long as they form a group of nine. Our plan? Ihanda na ang mga toga at isama si lolo’t lola. ‘Pag tinanong si Inang kung anong kurso niya, ang sagot ay: “Senior citizen po ako.”
Halos mangisay ako sa joke ni Itay:
Nanay: Anak, halika na at kainin mo na ang gulay mo.
Anak: Teka lang po, inaayos ko pa ang saranggola.
Nanay: Saranggola saranggola, makakain mo ba ‘yan?
Anak: Bakit po ‘nay, mapapalipad n’yo ba ‘yung gulay?
*Palagay ko kung ‘di matututong sumunod ‘tong batang ‘to at magpapatuloy sa pamimilosopo, talang magkakaron ng flying veggie.
Lunes na Lunes: Mga Nakakaaliw Na Bagay at Kaisipan
* Mommy requested me to leave some yogurt for her. She calls herself “leftist,” one who eats left-overs.
* TV Patrol World: “Balikan ho natin si Gus Abelgas sa loob ng kulungan. Gus…”
Hala! Nakakulong?! Pasok!
* Readings on Public Speaking. I came across this tip: “Sa isang palatuntunang ipinagdiriwang ang kaarawan ni Dr. Jose Rizal, hindi dapat talakayin ng mananalita ang paksang Si Andres Bonifacio Ang Nararapat na Gawing Pambansang Bayani.” Tama nga naman, haberdey! Para fair, idiscuss natin sa kaarawan ni Kuya Andres ang paksang Marapat Lang Na Si Rizal Ang National Hero.
Kamay Kainan is just 3 km away.
We call ourselves the “Rat Family,” I being Princess Minnie. We are fond of food bondings. In the middle of the night, one would hear the sound of grocery bags and might as well catch my dad’s hand inside the cookie jar! For him, FSB means Fasting Before Smorgasbord, not Fasted Blood Sugar. Holy Week is fast-approaching but I guess he won’t refrain from eating all he can, sea foods this time.
My mom got an upset stomach and thus she said “Ayoko nang kumain dito…” King Rat found a quick answer: “Sige! Cabalen naman.” And speaking of Cabalen, I read from their banner that they offer free buffet for graduates as long as they form a group of nine. Our plan? Ihanda na ang mga toga at isama si lolo’t lola. ‘Pag tinanong si Inang kung anong kurso niya, ang sagot ay: “Senior citizen po ako.”
Halos mangisay ako sa joke ni Itay:
Nanay: Anak, halika na at kainin mo na ang gulay mo.
Anak: Teka lang po, inaayos ko pa ang saranggola.
Nanay: Saranggola saranggola, makakain mo ba ‘yan?
Anak: Bakit po ‘nay, mapapalipad n’yo ba ‘yung gulay?
*Palagay ko kung ‘di matututong sumunod ‘tong batang ‘to at magpapatuloy sa pamimilosopo, talang magkakaron ng flying veggie.
Lunes na Lunes: Mga Nakakaaliw Na Bagay at Kaisipan
* Mommy requested me to leave some yogurt for her. She calls herself “leftist,” one who eats left-overs.
* TV Patrol World: “Balikan ho natin si Gus Abelgas sa loob ng kulungan. Gus…”
Hala! Nakakulong?! Pasok!
* Readings on Public Speaking. I came across this tip: “Sa isang palatuntunang ipinagdiriwang ang kaarawan ni Dr. Jose Rizal, hindi dapat talakayin ng mananalita ang paksang Si Andres Bonifacio Ang Nararapat na Gawing Pambansang Bayani.” Tama nga naman, haberdey! Para fair, idiscuss natin sa kaarawan ni Kuya Andres ang paksang Marapat Lang Na Si Rizal Ang National Hero.
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